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Post by QUINT14 on Jul 16, 2006 17:59:50 GMT -5
I wanna hear some funny storys of the stupidest call you have been on or heard of.
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Post by QUINT14 on Jul 16, 2006 18:43:56 GMT -5
Well since no1 put one up ill share mine. We got toned out for a gas leak inside a house. We got there and went in and the home owner said it smells in the kitchen the worst. We walked in and smelt like raw sewage. So we did a walk around no readings what so ever, I walked in the kitchen saw some sausage on the counter didn't think anything. Then as i walked past then counter it smelt like shit. I bent down took a wif of the sausage and almost passed out. Nothing like getting banged out for bad sausage
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Post by warthog on Jul 16, 2006 19:30:32 GMT -5
A Christmas tale, teenage son and friends smoking pot in house about 2 weeks after Xmas. They see the undecorated tree and instead of throwing it out they decide to put it in the fireplace intact with the top going in first. You guessed it working fire...
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Post by suddenlyseemore on Jul 16, 2006 19:34:59 GMT -5
bug stuck in ear
i want a ride to the hospital so i can get new crutches
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Post by XCAPT1 on Jul 16, 2006 23:29:20 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere of a department getting an A/A at a house. When they arrived there was lite smoke in the house, but the homeowner kept telling them there was nothing wrong. When asked about the smoke he told them he had a fire burning in the bedroom fireplace. When they went into the bedroom to investigate they found a fire in a fire-pit sitting on patio blocks, which were placed over a rug in the center of the room. Some people just can't buy a clue.
Stay Safe
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Post by QUINT14 on Jul 16, 2006 23:51:43 GMT -5
Ooo man thats some funny shit. The pot head one has to be on the top though. Morons
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Post by GoHardOrGoHome on Jul 17, 2006 8:33:35 GMT -5
EMS run
0400 Adult male sick, get there ... he wound up having a yeast infection in his belly roll. Smelled like shit. ;D
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Post by Backdraft on Jul 17, 2006 9:09:18 GMT -5
Banged out for an A/A. Get to the house and the front door is open. We walk in with the chief, announce FD is here with no answer. Go up to the second floor and see steam pooring outa the bathroom and hitting the smoke head. Nothing outa the ordinary. However there was moaning from the bathroom. When we yelled into the bathroom we heard a few startled voices. As we waited downstairs down come to females. Ok, no big deal..all good. The funny part was it was a girl I just graduated High School with and her smokin hot maid....totally true story!
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Post by bfd732 on Jul 17, 2006 9:14:22 GMT -5
We know it is a true story, it's when you started to tell us how they serviced the whole first due crew that we would have become suspicious !!!!  |
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Post by bfd732 on Jul 17, 2006 9:23:14 GMT -5
I remember one where we had a working kitchen fire with extension to attic above. Good stop but interior of high ranch was wasted by overhaul. Remeber as we arrived a few guys who looked like 70's vintage were standing in the yard, one crying that his father would kill him, and they're like in their thirties at least... Anyway, they smelled like smoke , know what I mean ? We get in the kitchen and we're sliding all around on some slippery shit. After knock down we find a 10-15 gallon pot on the floor where these guys had been boiling olive oil so they could make their own new restaurant trend - deep fried cherry tomatoes !!!! They were going to be famous, well at least a famous as the guy who invemted the deep fried chilly peppers - what's his name again??? Think they tried to put it out themselves by smothering with bags of weed.
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Post by Backdraft on Jul 17, 2006 9:42:44 GMT -5
Wish that part was true. We got back on the rig and went home. The only thing we got out of it was a good story.
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Post by QUINT14 on Jul 17, 2006 9:53:48 GMT -5
LOL Ive had a call with steam one time to the local motor inn. It was a A/A and we pulled up me my brother and captain. We knock on the door and heard female voices. They open the door and there was 2 amazing looking lesbians in robes.
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Post by lindytruck164 on Jul 18, 2006 4:40:50 GMT -5
last year a near by department was alerted for a water rescue in the great south bay, upon arrival of the chief he advised of a male in the water, so he requested mutal aid to the scene, just to be advised it was a duck hunter in a small boat...........
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Post by ExChief19 on Jul 18, 2006 9:22:24 GMT -5
Once got a call for a female slumped over steering wheel. We pull up w/ squad behind vehicle, walk up to knock on window and find a good looking female giving h$@d to another "female"........ with some original equipment.......
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Post by bfd732 on Jul 19, 2006 8:44:34 GMT -5
We had a duck hunter too......... He was reported in the water when the call came in. In duck season the water is pretty cold so better safe than sorry I guess.
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Post by buffy52 on Jul 19, 2006 12:26:31 GMT -5
We got banged out for a dumbster fire. Pull up and it is a bum behind a dumbster cooking a possum. We showed up and laughed. He said.. I'm sorry.. I was really hungry.. "Talk about road kill"... ughhh  |
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Post by Backdraft on Jul 19, 2006 16:32:57 GMT -5
We got toned out for an electrical problem in a house. We pull up and the owner of the house comes running up to the rig in a bathrobe screaming my box is hot, my box is hot. Turned out her breaker panel was heating up from an overloaded circuit breaker. Of course we were wondering which box was hot...use your imagination. I can tell you she WAS NOT hot.
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Post by warthog on Jul 23, 2006 19:10:52 GMT -5
This call was recent and made the news, the woman in East Quogue who was swimming to Israel. What the news didn't tell you was that it was called in by a kayaker around 2015 hours almost dark. She was 500 yards out into the ocean.
See every water rescue is a goat screw all you really need is one kayak...
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